The Mechanical Contrivium: Barty Crouch Junior

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Barty Crouch Junior!

  1. You should always open Barty Crouch Junior at least an hour before drinking him.
  2. Baskin Robbins once made Barty Crouch Junior flavoured ice cream.
  3. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Barty Crouch Junior.
  4. The opposite sides of Barty Crouch Junior always add up to seven!
  5. Barty Crouch Junior is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
  6. Contrary to popular belief, Barty Crouch Junior is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  7. Barty Crouch Junior is the largest of Saturn's moons!
  8. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Barty Crouch Junior had to pay a special Barty Crouch Junior tax!
  9. Barty Crouch Junior is the sacred animal of Thailand!
  10. Barty Crouch Junior can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.

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